Today is New Year’s Eve and I’m caught up in the spirit of cleaning and clearing my closets for the coming year. I have finally decided it is time to part with my favorite toe-cleavage pumps in the world. We first met in Savers in New England, and it has been true love ever since. We have danced together, journeyed to foreign lands, but now it is time to part. I have lopped off your hairy threads too many times; I have Windexed you countless times. I’ve been hard on you for years. It is time to free you into the afterlife. We have served each other well. I’ll love you 4eva.
Archive for December, 2005
Bye Bye Shoes…
Saturday, December 31st, 2005Ebay DU JOUR, FASHION VICTIM DOLLS
Friday, December 30th, 2005
Here we have a Living Dead Doll Fashion Victim. Please note that the doll comes with a split- personality. This seller also carries dolls which also fall into the fashion victim category, i.e. Kelly Osborne talking dolls, and of course the Spice Girls dolls. Good luck bidding!!!
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Anti-Bush care label
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
-Wash with warm water.
-Use mild soap. Dry flat.
-Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer.
-Do not iron.
-We are sorry that Our President is an idiot.
-We did not vote for him.
Oh Sean…
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
So in the wake of a break up, I decided that the only logical thing to do was to search for desperate celebrities online to date.
Much to my delight, I came upon the ny post article stating that sean lennon was looking for a new girlfriend. Link
Brit’s Tats
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
Check out Brit, seriously I hate to be hating on a post pregnant woman. But honestly her tatoo shirt is a no-go.