Archive for the 'Celebrity' Category

Lohan denies barfing…

Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

1.10lindsay-lohan-toothpick03-7452971.jpgAccording to a statement given to TEEN PEOPLE, Barf-Bag-Lohan claims to not be bulimic. She claims that Vanity Fair misused and misconstrued her words. Lindsay’s publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told the press that Lohan does not have bulimia now, nor did she ever. Vanity Fair insists their reliable reporter Evgenia Peretz has every word that Lindsay muttered on tape, and they are standing by their story.

BTY-It seems as though Little Lindsay is hooking up with Big Leo DiCaprio.  Rumor has it that he has been sneaking into her hospital room to feed her chocolates.  Now that she has been released they are making plans to sail around the Carribean before she starts work on her new film.

Britney:Worst Dressed

Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

1.10 bad britney.jpgFashion guru Mr. Blackwell has deemed Ms. Spears the Worst Dressed Star of 2005. Although I can think of countless fashion accidents Ms. Brit has been involved in, the incident in the video store, the unfortunate thong, and so on. Her inclusion on the list doesn’t really seem fair because it’s not like she’s a star anymore, it’s as if Blackwell is picking on a frequently photographed civilian.

‘Dick Clark is a very classy man’-HD

Saturday, January 7th, 2006
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OMG! Thanks to Lera we have now solved the mystery of the mis-dressed New Year’s maven. It turn’s out it’s none other than Hillary Duff. Funny how we were so drunk on NYE to have thought it may have been MJ Blige or Mariah. It turns out that HD has a blog of her own at AOL, unfortunately you have to be a member to read it so we’ll provide it for your reading pleasure:

My New Years was soooo much fun and didn’t seem like work. I co-hosted Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve Celebration with Ryan Seacrest and a host of talented singers and performers! I am so excited that I am getting ahead of myself. The night was awesome. Ryan Seacrest made everything really exciting. Dick Clark is a very classy man.

Santino in Stilettos?

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
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Check out the video of Project Runway episode 5 ‘winner’ Santino in Stilettos looking like a big time Loser douche bag.

Mystery Woman…

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

fendi_buckle 1.4.jpgCan any of our readers identify what celebrity was performing New Year’s Night wearing this Fendi Belt? I have scoured the internet, turned to the Associated Press, harassed the boys from NPR, but apparently everyone was too drunk to know who was on the tube with such horrid style.
The anonymous performer was committing the following fashion offenses:

1) A beret

2) Bad Fendi belt-I don’t care what Karl says about Silvia; I’m just not seeing it.

3) Angled/Side Pony Tail

I look forward to solving this style mystery with your help!

sean lennon is a bitch

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

sean lennon is single!.jpgSo Sean Lennon has publicly decided to stay single after he asked the New York Post to help him find a lady to start off the new year. They stated that he “half seriously” complained about needing help finding a girlfriend. Well Sean, I half seriously think you are winy and pathetic.

P.S Nice going putting up a picture that doesnt make you look like hell warmed over this time around.

Smoky eyes…

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Scarlett's EyesScarlett Johansson looks ravishing with her new smoky eye make-up. It’s great that she has made such a wonderful recovery from the Imitation of Christ incident. It seems as though Woody Allen has done her a favor by shaping her looks for Matchpoint. One of our favorite readers Becky D recommends using MAC eye pencil in ebony to achieve this smoky look, thanks for the input Becky! If you would like to make things really complicated you can do as Elle suggests and use the following Prescriptives products:

Oh Sean…

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

sean lennon 1.21.jpgSo in the wake of a break up, I decided that the only logical thing to do was to search for desperate celebrities online to date.
Much to my delight, I came upon the ny post article stating that sean lennon was looking for a new girlfriend. Link

Brit’s Tats

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

Britney Spears TatoosCheck out Brit, seriously I hate to be hating on a post pregnant woman. But honestly her tatoo shirt is a no-go.